I’ve got a jet engine on order so I’m planning to build a tunnel, put the engine at one end and when I throw a guy in, he’ll float
Standing in the garden, watching the team labouring away beneath a jackfruit tree, tarpaulin fence gently flapping in the breeze, I was fighting back cynicism pretty hard. (Ya think!?!? And what exactly did you do to get this assignment? Did you do something like go into your editors office, look at the picture of his daughter that’s framed on his desk, and say something like “Your daughter is smokin’ hot! Set me up with her and I will give her the fucking of a lifetime!” and then you whipped it out and splooged all over that picture? It HAD to be something like that.)
Uganda is not known to be a big player in space exploration. In fact, Chris will need to certify the would-be cosmonauts himself as there’s no-one else in the country able or qualified to do so.
He’s even having to do the training himself. His course draws heavily on his background as a student of astronomy – he’s been teaching them how to calculate the distance between planets for example, telling them what the Karman line is, and educating them about the dangers of re-entry. (Putting your cosmoniggers thru your jet powered Tunnel of Death would be a great training aid too.)
Yes, you dumbass shitskin! Re-entry really is the tricky part. Getting into orbit in the first place is a piece of cake… I mean watermelon. Right? Right.
How many shootings will there be?
How many rapes will there be?
How many fights will there be?
Princeton Machiavelli, Vickie Valentino and Aja LaStar are more than just fabulous names. They’re the identities of some of the many drag queens performing in this year’s St. Louis Black Pride festival for the lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) community and its allies.
The schedule also includes include a Friday awards ceremony, Saturday literary event and Sunday champagne brunch, followed by the Sunday afternoon and evening outdoor festival in Benton Park. A full list of activities is available at www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=250976374921193
So they are ready to get their down-low muh dick on.
I wonder what their “literary event” will be like.
It’s being sponsored by the nigger lovers at Wal Mart.
From the article, we have this:
Challenge of open defecation
By Sun News Publishing
Saturday, July 30, 2011
In the wake of worsening sanitation situation occasioned by unbridled open defecation practice in Africa, the African Civil Society Network on Water and Sanitation has tasked governments in the continent and their development partners to publicly scale up national and local sanitation plans in the region.
The network in its message to the 3rd Africa Sanitation Conference (AfricaSan 3), which took place in Kigali, Rwanda recently, observed that the sanitation situation in the region had reached crisis level.
According to the organization, more than 584 million people in Africa lacked access to improved sanitation facility, thereby resulting in open defecation by an estimated 231 million people with its public eyesore and health hazards.
It laments that sanitation is the most off-track target of the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs) that will not be met in sub-Saharan Africa for another two centuries. This will undoubtedly undermine progress against the health, education, gender and poverty components of the MDGs.
Did you notice the title? Public defecation is a “challenge”.
Look at the numbers. 584 million niggers lack access to a common whitey-built toilet (I guess that is what the writer means by an “improved sanitation facility”). But only(!) 231 million niggers shit in public. Does that mean that the rest, about 350 million niggers, don’t shit at all?
And it will take another 200 years to toilet train these vermin? Good luck with that. I personally think that toilet training niggers is like trying to teach trig to a mouse
More comedy gold:
And if there is no law yet to checkmate open defecation practice, we feel that this is the right time to enact one and ensure its diligent enforcement. We also believe that such a law would go a long way to halt the shameful and unhealthy practice.
Uh huh. Niggers ARE well-known for being upright law-abiding citizens. Surely they will obey this law too. Just like THIS NIGGER did… You can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle out of the nigger.
You know, I just thought of a GREAT IDEA!!! Oh my god I am a fucking genius!!!
Let’s give them some portable toilets and call them “Jenkem Manufacturing Facilities”! The niggers can then offer a free sample of jenkem to every nog that uses these toilets! Voila! Problem solved!
Oh wait. Maybe that is not such a helpful idea. Remember, this is africa and niggers we are dealing with here. There would be jenkem turf wars on every street corner. Some Jenkem Lord would try and corner the market and it would be a never-ending bongo party.
Then again, that would be very entertaining! I’m so coon-fused!
Or here’s an even better idea. Let nature take its course, via self-inflicted diseases. Don ‘t help them at all. It’s not as if they will appreciate it anyway.
“O’mazing Gray” muh-fuggas!
Watch it to the end, if you can. It gets better, I promise.
Vid says it’s a crackhead. I say it’s not.
It’s just like any other stupid nigger out there. Crack is not needed for a shitskin to act like that.
Nigger James Moss, 53, said “Ize bees guilty” Tuesday to torturing its niglet because it “thought” the glit dun sto’ $20 from its wallet. Moss faces up to seven years in Nigger University for the attack on its little felon-in-training.
Rape ape Moss took off the niglets clothes, dragged it into the kitchen, tenderized it with a spatula, lit the stove and burned its hands (I guess the skin interferes with the cooking process), punched it in the face (more tenderizing I guess) and then tossed it in the oven, telling the glit “Ize gunna burn youze alive muh-fugga!”
But the dumbass forgot to turn on the oven. How did it expect to eat ghetto lobster for supper without cooking it?
And what is it with niggers and fire? Scalding their hell-spawn is also an option that many of these primates take advantage of when they get mad at their young.
Some, if not most, are so afraid of a market crash that they refuse to even consider the ramifications of an economic meltdown. It is too terrifying to contemplate.
I have no such fear.
I contemplate this all the time.
Thinking about it makes me smile. That is because it means the end of the Great American nigger Problem. Only when this problem is solved can we rebuild.
Our system is so corrupt that it is beyond repair. A system this corrupt is simply not sustainable. It’s not a matter of if it will crash, but when it will crash. A substantial portion of this corruption is the governments paying off the niggers. I consider it to be nothing more than blackmail payments (pun not intended)
We humans (includes everyone except niggers, which aren’t human at all) have a flaw. We prefer to give others, even these subhuman niggers, the benefit of the doubt. We are so kind-hearted that some will continue giving these apes the benefit of that doubt even as they are being raped and murdered.
It is this flaw that will be refined out of the human gene pool when it all comes crashing down. Those that have this flaw will change or die. Can’t say that I’ll miss them. Some people are just too stupid to live.
Everyone that contemplates these things has their own scenarios of what they think will happen when civilization comes tumbling down. There are differences, but there are no right or wrong answers because it hasn’t happened yet.
Here is what I believe will happen when the government can no longer pay their nigger hush money.
Day 1) The niggers notice that they didn’t get “dey monies”. Phone lines are tied up from nogs calling the welfare offices. Promises are made to the rape apes in order to delay the inevitable. I imagine that the promises will be something like “Congress is working on the problem and it will be fixed momentarily”. This lie will be endlessly echoed by the lamestream media.
Racially aware humans start getting ready for what they know is coming.
Day 2) Niggers have started to run out of “patience”. They are starting to suffer from fried chicken and grape drank withdrawals.
There are lines being drawn between human and nigger cops. Human police are quick to respond to monkeyshines but the apefirmative inaction shitskin cops are more hesitant.
Governors begin secret mobilizations of their National Guards. But the NG has the same problems that the police have in that there are niggers in the NG units as well.
Day 3) Niggers start demonstrating. And just as surely as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, getting a group of shitskins together guarantees violence. Once that violence starts, it will spread quickly.
News of this violence will be suppressed by the lamestream media, but they can’t suppress the internet. They might try to shut down the internet, but that is an automatic “get dressed to kill, and lock and load” situation for people like us. They better not try that. We will not believe any excuses that they offer for an internet shutdown.
Day 4-6) Racial war is starting within police and military units that are tasked with silencing the rampaging niggers. Those that depend on cops for protection will find themselves to be quite dead; another victory for Darwin.
Those patriots that are worried about martial law will have nothing to fear. The government will have their own problems. Sucks to be them…
Widespread violence, fires, looting are in full swing.
Nigger hunting season starts. There is no bag limit. Anyone that gets in the way is cruisin’ for a bruisin’, and that includes any cops that survive the niggers violence.
Even white-guilter libtards start to get worried and start looking to us for protection. To them I say “Either come back with a nigger scalp or don’t come back at all.”
Day 7) No more food on the store shelves anywhere. Everything has shut down.
The murder monkeys begin attacking whitey outside of the cities. They don’t get very far. There are more prepared people waiting for them than they can ever know. And, unlike niggers, we know how to shoot.
These are just the highlights for what I see happening on week 1.
The niggers name is Brandon Hill. The wiggers name was Michael Portaro. They met at a bar parking lot in Las Vegas. They didn’t hit it off.
… the shooting presented to the grand jury that showed a man [sic] smoking a cigarette, wearing white tennis shoes and “lurking in the shadows” while Portaro sold a $16 concert ticket to an upcoming performance.
After Portaro completed the sale, the man [sic] in the video “ambushes” the victim, shooting him three times, Daskas said. The video shows the man firing a final shot into the back of Portaro’s head while the victim was facedown on the ground.
He was white and therefore had a choice. He wasn’t a victim. He chose to act like a nigger and he paid the price. Darwin wins again.
This is in Zimbabwe. It could be Detroit. In fact, it WILL be Detroit.
Just look at it.
Here are some headlines. These are all from todays home page. I didn’t have to cherry-pick anything.
A 17-year-old girl got the shock of her life when she was shown a big black snake and fainted before waking up…
A Sixth Form pupil (name supplied) from Mount Pleasant High School in…
Forget about skin lightening creams which have made otherwise dark women “fair”. …
- Three women arrested for duping jobseekers through their a fake company
- Zimbabwean man in UK rapes a teenager with promise of alcohol and cigarettes
- Zimbabwean woman to be deported
- Man sodomises the other church mate after being offered over night accomodation
- Zimbabwean man jailed for using a fake passport in UK
MANY men are known to love kinky, hot, lurid and raunchy…
It is winter time and they have no place to call home.
A corrections officer charged with assault and battery in the first degree was released from jail Thursday on a $25,000 surety bond, according to the Orangeburg County Sheriff’s Office.
Sheriff Leroy Ravenell said 30-year-old Natasha Livingston burned her sister’s face and arms with a hot steam iron Tuesday during an argument. He said the 20-year-old victim suffered second-degree burns to her leg, face and arms.
“In my 24 years in law enforcement, this ranks as one of the more horrific cases of siblings fighting with such devastating injuries,” said Sheriff Ravenell. “This is an unfortunate incident that escalated quickly into a criminal act that could have been avoided.”
I can see that the sheriff has not had much experience with their monkeyshines.
What was the argument over? I don’t know. Does it matter? Did one sheboon steal the others weave? Try to muh-poosie her babydaddy? Take the last piece of KFC?
4 niggers shot, one made good(?) at Cleveland “concert” by some ridiculous looking shitskin calling itself “george clinton”.
Clinton performed at something called the eighth annual “Unity in the Park” festival, a free, day-long music event, which featured George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic as the headlining act.
A nigger wearing a diaper. That’s EDGY! What will they think of next?
I guess toilet training a nog really is impossible.
It was not immediately clear how many people were involved in the fighting nor what prompted it, Morris said.
They’ll never figure that out. Just save yourselves a big headache and chalk it up to TNB. That’s all it is anyway; Typical Nigger Behavior.